Brando70
Brando
Brando70
Sep 30 2019
17

As a long-time Bears fan, it was hard to believe the quarterback overthrowing receivers, holding onto the ball too long, and getting strip sacked wasn’t playing for Chicago. 

Aug 30 2019
6

This fan base is Delta House with all the intentional comedy removed. 

Aug 22 2019
10

Thankfully it only applies to conversations with him. But we talk all the time, especially during the season. 

Aug 22 2019
12

Yes, I meant Super Bowl wins. I have the Sexy Rexy Bowl and he has the McNabb Vomit Bowl and the Plunkett Bowl.

Aug 22 2019
54

My best friend for the last 35 years is as die-hard of an Eagles fan as I am a Bears fan (meaning we are two idiots who will hold onto the 1 Super Bowl we will experience tighter than any actual meaningful moment from our sad lives). Read more

Aug 22 2019
6

Thank you for sharing. It is helpful to know that, if we’re going to walk to our doom on the top deck of the Poseidon, at least we will not be alone. Read more

Aug 20 2019
4

He looks like he’s lugging that bat to Golgotha before his crucifixion.

Aug 20 2019
5

He was probably trying to throw outside.

Aug 19 2019
27

It wouldn’t surprise me if Pete Carroll greeted combine participants completely naked and asked them to smell the cologne on his wrist before recruiting them to sell Confederated Products.

Aug 16 2019
25

Honestly, that is Princess Bride “land war in Asia” quality.

Aug 16 2019
27

Roethlisberger is what you get when you dilute Tom Brady with Ryan Leaf until you have a QB who wins just enough to sell expensive seats to the same corporate d-bags who ran working class jobs out of Pittsburgh, but also has a personality Pennsyltuckians can relate to.

Aug 12 2019
91

The Panthers are the most McMansiony of all the newer NFL teams. There’s a flashy surface value to them that covers up cheap drywall, a leaky roof, and faulty plumbing that always need fixing every couple years. They have the personality of a subdivision called Gridiron Grotto where there’s an artificial lake that is Read more

Aug 8 2019
6

He looks and writes like a Heritage Foundation Gollum lusting after his cock ring of power.

Aug 7 2019
25

Toilet hoagie feels like a Magary move.

Aug 6 2019
48

Their fanbase is a Ted Nugent song come to life.

Aug 1 2019
27

Honestly I do this all the time with the 85 Bears so I can’t throw a brick through that glass house. 

Aug 1 2019
361

The Bills once being Super Bowl contenders is like the Republican Party once championing black civil rights: a historical fact that seems like a myth and also something that will never, ever happen again. 

Jul 31 2019
89

During every Lions home broadcast, the pan shots of the Lions crowd should be set to that Sarah McLachlan song they play during the abused animal commercial.