Brown cannot wait to catch passes from Landry Jones again.

On the flip side, Vince McMahon is probably salivating over the idea of having Antonio Brown in the XFL.

It aint about brains son, its about HEART

I believe the logical conclusion is that AB retires to become a helmet designer, and uses Lavar Ball’s manufacturing connections to go to market.  

Tired of all these primadonnas complaining about not getting to play with what they want. Well boohoo snowflake, there are millions of people who would gladly take your place and play for nothing. What happened to being a MAN and playing football in nothing but a leather shell? That’s real FOOTBALL. You go out there…

Inject this straight into my veins. I need this saga to be drawn out as long as possible, bringing the Raiders, AB, and everyone else past their breaking points. I need panicked public statements, I need social media meltdowns, and I need Jon Gruden turning shades of red that even Deadpsin couldn’t photoshop. I love…

People are often grateful that they can go an entire life without stepping foot inside Indiana. I am not fortunate to be among them.

No matter how bad Pittsburgh is, no one is grateful to live in Indiana.

“That’s like the US losing a ground war against the KISS Army.”

browns fan here: i actually was rooting for the browns to lose that game, just because the steelers missing the playoffs meant so much more to me than the browns finishing with a winning record.

The best part for Steelers haters is that the team stayed on the field to watch the end of the CLE-BAL game on the final Sunday of the regular season, hoping for a Browns win so PIT could make the playoffs. The Browns naturally lost. I can’t think of a better ending for these shiteaters than to be reduced rooting for…

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I had a friend who used to barf after every beating. But we didn’t kink shame him.

For the remainder of the preseason, Nagy will make Long barf on the exact same spot of the field until he gets it right.

Nagy was more pissed that when Long threw the helmet, it bounced off both uprights. 

Drew, this was hysterical. To go to all the trouble of writing a WYTS for a team that’s not real is simply genius. 

In the movie Cast Away, Tom Hanks spends four years on an island....alone. When he returns to civilization, his estranged wife notes “We got a football team now.”

Nashville is the spiritual home of every suburban girl who claims to be “country at heart” because she owns cowboy boots and her parents are racist.

I always figured jacking off into a sock was just a trope used for comedic affect in shitty teen movies, I didn’t think people actually did that--especially grown-ass adults. My mind is blown.

The historicity of Jesus is pretty well established.  Whether you believe he is the son of god is an entirely different matter.