So they are Charlotte.

Oh god you just came up with the most apt analogy for my team. And Charlotte is like the McMansion capital of the US, what with the spike in its wealth coinciding with the rise of McMansions.

*Marianne Williamson promises to publicly audit all four sports leagues*

What would Richardson’s legal remedy be if, say, his statue were to somehow disappear? Would he get the team back? Free hot dogs for life at the north concession stand?

Ok Matt may have the best submission I’ve ever seen.

It's also a great band name.

When you’re a Jet,
You’re a Jet ‘til you die
From your first Keurig cup
To your last pizza pie.

When you’re a Jet,
You can eat on the can,
“You good?” to the wife,
You’re a family man.

You’re never alone,
You’re never intercepted.
You’re home on your phone—
When sleep is expected,
You’re well connected!

Then on the set
Of the…

Holy shit!!! He’s 39!!??!! I’m 45 and unless I just completely let myself go, I don’t look as bad as he does. AND I DRINK A LOT!!!!!

Love to write shitty Penthouse Forum letters about my sex life that also mention superfluously that I went to Harvard.

And I would do ANY THING FOR LOVE...oh I would do anything for love...but I won’t douthat....no I won’t douthat 

Polys want that cracker

This is the State of Wisconsin summarized into 2 pages.

Evergreen link.

My younger sister moved up to Milwaukee a few years ago for work and began dating a die-hard Packers fan shortly after. They are set to be married next month. I’ve ignored the fact that he bought her a Rodgers jersey and that she’s worn it, love will make you do stupid things, and I’ve retaliated by giving her Bears…

We are, without a doubt, the whiniest, delusional, privileged fans going. We are if incels were a fan base.

Someone should explain to him how the U.S Senate works.

Seriously.  I do hope he’s doing better.

“I just don’t see what’s so bad about them.”

I know you’re just teasing him, but Elway has proven time and again that he’s the glue that holds this team together. 

Jesus Christ, Charles. These submissions are supposed to be depressing in a funny way, not straight up depressing.