Unfortunately, both went wide right.

And something the fans will remind you of constantly even though it hasn’t been relevant in any way in decades and the team now stands for the opposite of that.

Honor is due

Also the fact that the Bills engineered the biggest second half comeback of all time. How does something as monumental as that happen with THIS team???

There I was, behind center for the Buffalo Bills. What madness led to this I had no time to ponder. As the supple leather of the ball slid into my hand, I took one step back, then two, then three. As I surveyed the field for potential recipients, I saw an outside linebacker charging like an angry rhino directly at my…

Am I the only guy who thinks of this guy when they talk about Peterman at QB?

“Please just a dollar a day and this dog can get The NFL Ticket so he doesn’t have to watch the Lions play.”

like when you try to give your cousin grief over video games to make him feel normal while he slowly dies of leukemia

Stretched Rectums is my favorite David Bowie song RIP

Here’s Morgan’s wedding photographer:

I saw the Dayton Triangles play when I was a youngster. I have to say that I found their offense rather obtuse.

But is he really? I feel like Marvin Lewis is really just a position that must always be held with the Bengals, regardless of who actually holds it.

I was at the Red Sox - Yankees series in London, and considering this was probably the closest will ever get of Reggie Jackson being that close to the real Queen Elizabeth II, quotes from the Naked Gun baseball sequence were bandied about with a lot of regularity.

As an (apparently) old-school Dungeons & Dragons, anyone who ranks kobolds that low is cruising for a bruising.

Poor little guy didn’t even make the list!

I didn’t see Compassionate Conservative on there

[writes “37. Lennay Kekua”]

“god”

How in the hell did someone beat me to this? I thought, “ooh I bet this will get five favorites. Maybe I’ll jump out of the greys for a day. But nooooo.”