The Hallmark movie about this scandal starring Lori Loughlin is gonna slap, though.

So, since Lori Loughlin is involved, is it fair to say that this scandal is everywhere you look?

My wife and I are having our first in a couple months. Anytime someone says anything close to “do you think you’re ready”, I tell them that we have a dog, so we have a pretty good idea of what we’re doing. Literally as I was typing this, my uncle just asked me if I was prepared to change diapers. Told him that we’re…

My question is this - are birth plans just some new age bullshit fad, or did you (or your wife) write one up when you had your kids just to make sure the nurses knew your wife preferred grape Popsicle over orange (I shit you not, this was one suggestion we saw)?

That slo-mo exit from the elevator after releasing the bees is so bad-ass with those opening chords to . . .  “A Quick One?” How is that song not called “You are Forgiven?”

Bullshit..Seattle beating Denver and San Fran beating Denver were worse. This is up there but those two sucked...bad.

I decided to do the “no sleeves tough guy” routine once in 2006 when we played at Chicago. The temperature on the field was 5 degrees, with windchill it was -10ish.

Seriously. Was a walking in memoriam around here for weeks and all of the sudden the corpse walks in like ‘hey, what stinks in here!’

Obviously he went out in the cold without enough layers.

That’s how long it took to find a pack of Kent IIIs, he said

You remember that Sunday morning, two months after dad left, you wake up and notice mom’s hair is seriously mussed, and then you walk into the kitchen and dad is making eggs like the past eight weeks never happened . . .

DREW I HELD MY POOP IN FOR WEEKS WAITING FOR YOU TO COME BACK SO I CAN HAVE A GREAT MOMENT IN POOP HISTORY

of course Trump has seen Jared naked. Before giving his permission to marry Ivanka he likely required an inspection to make sure that A) Jared was adequate enough to satisfy the Daughterwife and B) n adequate enough not packing more than he is for that magical day when his dreams come true and he gives Ivanka the…

Ah, the best defense: Not giving a shit.

Now you’ve gotten the full Ashley experience.

Seriously, does this look any more ridiculous?

Drumroll please!

But they’re coming tonight, the national champions, subject to the weather.

Yeah, but do you know how hard it is to hit BOTH the upright and crossbar?