Its too bad that I have been stuck with the “shoot first” label for years. 

Or is it Jortles?

I hope that after 2019 Bortles puts on Groucho Glasses and plays as Jake Jortles. 

God, Jason is a delight.

This whole article is bologna.  

Seriously, that mural is nuts.

The Jaguars last game of the playoffs:

You could call that town a flaming puddle of violent habenero diarrhea and you’d still be over rating it. 

Jesus fuck. I’ve seen this shirt for more than 30 years and never noticed the double negative. Being a Steelers fan actively makes me a dumber and worse person.

Re: “If you ain’t a Steeler fan, you ain’t shit” shirts.

My parents couldn’t stop me and neither can you. 

Stop peeing your pants.

I never thought I’d see a banner sadder than the Patriots 16-0 season and then the Colts were like, “Hold my pile of pills!”

Later, the GOP tweeted out a sketch of Ted Cruz when he was a hottie.

I wish I could find that tweet again that basically said, “let’s not lament all the famous fuckwads whose careers are now ruined because they couldn’t keep their dicks to themselves. Let’s lament the art that never got created because the people who wanted to make it got silenced by these fuckers. They had their shot,…

They’re not that elaborate.

You could tell me this team was an elaborate hoax and I might believe you.

YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO REMEMBER THEM. REMEMBER THE TITANS. 

Overheard while living in Knoxville circa 1998.

Do you expect anything less from this organization?