This will be lost on too many readers.

Gruden would make the Raiders play a full 16 game pre-season

Given his love of Hochuli, I can’t see Kavanaugh closing the gun show loophole anytime soon.

That commercial is/was awesome. I still today use the expression “Great Googly Moogly.”  Anyone more then 6 years younger then me has no clue to what I am referencing.

Please tell me some creative sleezeball has a strip club in either of those cities known as “Kansas Titties.”

Still the best thing the Bills have done in 20 years. Also, not done by the Bills.

Yeah. It’s not wrong, but it’s so wrong.

Ooooh, that’s nice.  I read it like a louder, and somehow drunker, Bernie Kosar.

Michigan State just offered him a chancellorship. This state has done one hell of a heel turn over the past two years. Is there something in the water in that state? Oh right.

The towel was immediately crushed out of the park for a grand slam.

This is the worst take.

My wife is so afraid of someone noticing her when she goes to poop, she actually keeps a 2nd pair of shoes in her desk so nobody recognizes her in the stall. She calls them her Shittin’ Shoes.

I made a word cloud of everything the fans wrote

This is a beautiful comment. Take your star.

Football Hootie

“What the fuck could that Jordan Peterson workshop have looked like?! What the ACTUAL fucking fuck. Fuck.”
This, but with Kermit’s voice: 

I’m going to get a jersey just like that, except the number is going to be 21.

The historical record will view the current administration with the same revulsion as we view Caligula.

Truly a glitch. Seattle always passes from the one-yard line.

Gamers:Oh my God what is happening? Shouldn’t it at least be a touchback? What is this? How is this possible? Come on! That’s not right! You got to be kidding me!