“Cooooooohven”.

BITCH MOTHERFUCKER FACTORY WORKERS

Goddamn, Brando, that's A+ writing.

It was quite a big bopper.

“Vikings fans travel about as well as Buddy Holly.” - line of the series imo.

maybe you shouldn’t be bitten by rabid Burfict. THAT’S what sets off the loop.

This is a First-Ballot Hall Of Fame WYTS comment, bravo Brando

You will never get the amount of stars you truly deserve for this post Brando.  Well done.

we have a winner--take your star, sir

At my third chuckle, when Dalton shoots A.J. Green in the hands finally, I legit scrolled back up to see who was the author of this Kinja gem.  Props, Brando.

+2/2

This is so, so good. Plus (as many as you want).

Fuck you for killing me +1

Davis looks like a Ghoul shop keeper from the Fallout universe.

I have a Muhsin Muhammed Bears jersey.  Something about walking around Chicago wearing Muhammed on my back appeals to my sense of irony. 

ONLY NYCers think Chicagoans get heated about this. True tavern pizza is amazing, and is the pizza true Chicagoans actually eat on the regular

I’m 36 years old and I had literally never heard of this team before the year they won the Super Bowl. I assumed they were an expansion team from one of those late 90s rounds that compensated Houston and Cleveland for their teams moving away and gave us multiple teams with teal uniforms, but nope. Somehow the team is…

“Our “rivalry” with the Packers is basically just us saying “Packers suck!” while their fans laugh in our faces as Aaron Rodgers drops 42 points on us.”

It’s bliss not paying attention anymore to these formless fuckwits. Call me when they get some new ownership and fire everyone in management.

Some kinda vidya game person.  Back in my day, twitch streamers was what we called jumpy kids at the urinal.