+infinite

This WYTS should really be an annual day off for Drew. Just post the buttfumble gif and a LOL and move on to the Raiders or whoever.

I never travel far, without a little Big Star!

Most of the fan letters in WYTS are pretty repetitive throughout the teams- the owner is an out-of-touch old billionaire, the team drafted poorly, there’s a bunch of racist fans, blah blah blah... - but damned if Jed’s letter at the end make for one hell of a coda. That is an amazing story, and the first time I’ve…

On the bright side, if he hurls that infant at a more responsible adult, there’s 65.5% chance it gets to its intended target.

My second thought is, Kirk Cousins probably hit a deer with his car.

Did someone say smoked meats?

“Make sure the grill reaches a temperature of at least 450 degrees before placing infant on grilling surface.”

I can’t look at that picture and not think about the 13 fumbles he’s had last season. 

+1 False Flag

Alex Jones is about to regret his outlandish conspiracy theories because he is going to lose many many upcoming defamation court cases which are going to bleed him dry. 

Hmm. Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

He left a comment, and then a comment.

“The Case for Two Libations”

The highlight of my life might well be the time Robert Pollard handed me a sixpack of beer from stage.

I thought this was obvious. Stephen A. Smith has been in love with himself for as long as I can remember.

Brain Dead/Dead Alive is still one of my faves, though I almost ruined a friendship showing that and Re-Animator in a row at a high school movie night.

I cannot fathom that this goblin regularly finds women willing to fuck him. Seriously- can you imagine this asshole all sweaty and flopping on top of you?

The kid or the SUV?

Roberto Aguayo tried this and accidentally booted a kid right into the bumper of the SUV. Tampa Bay then traded a third rounder for him.