This will definitely add another meaning to the phrase “right-wing nut jobs.”

KIRK COUSINS (throws pass toward endzone): You like that?!

Here’s the way you could strategically handle the punts/kicks issue in the NFL: When two teams play, the coach who kicks more gets to serve as the practice tee net for the opposing kicker after the game. When Andy Reid punts 5 times and kicks 3 field goals while Belichick punts once and doesn’t kick any field goals,…

I look forward to seeing this outfit again during President Kelce’s inauguration speech.

My simple advice upon embarking on your 30s is to have as much sex as you can, whether with spouse, partner, or whomever. For me it was a good combination of being healthy, horny, and happy. I’m on the other side of my 40s now, and while happy and still a big fan of the sex, I miss the healthier and hornier days a…

My Sisyphean punishment for Bill Belichick is for him to have a hoodie with long sleeves that grow back immediately after he tears them off.

A bar of Lifebuoy dropped into his mouth from 50 yards away by Archie.

I have never seen Brady look so deflated.

I lived in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan for three years. It snowed 150-200 inches each winter I was there, enough that I went from believing Seasonal Affective Disorder was bullshit to being convinced I had Seasonal Affective Disorder.

They would get into fist fights over who glowed the greenest during the post-nuke St. Patrick’s Day parade.

The empathy part is so true. And it isn’t that hard. I’m a white guy in my 40s, husband, father of a daughter, and the number one thing that helps me not be an asshole to women is empathizing. I have had a lot of good advice from my wife and female friends, and I’m not trying to humblebrag at all — I am hardly…

I am on the back half of my 40s and have a 9-year-old daughter, and one of my proudest accomplishments is that she likes hard rock. She told me her favorite song was “Highway to Hell” and her favorite band was Queen, and I immediately wanted to make a bumper sticker proclaiming her musical choices.

Calipari made this statement while introducing three of his starters for next year, Nasty, Brutish, and Short.

This Super Bowl is prostate cancer vs colon cancer. No matter what, the only winner is cancer.

+1 extra Chunky soup

NOW I KNOW WHY YOU SMILE, BUT IT IS SOMETHING I CAN NEVER DO.

That is so funny, I had never seen that. Pixelated Boat is the Orsen Welles of fake Twitter comedy.

I think the team with the best chance to knock out Brady are the Raw Water Tapeworms

Ideally Thoughts and Prayers would be gunned down by a deranged killer who had no business owning firearms so we could come up with a better response to our insane gun fetish.

I am an Old(r), 47-year-old dad. I work at home and like to listen to music during the day, so I search out new music so I don’t get too bored with hearing the same stuff over and over. I agree that the last few years rock music has been in more of a down period, but I still think there’s enough genuinely good…