I really want to see an interview with whomever designed the Tim Kurkjian book. There’s also got to be an email/design memo trail. I am honestly fascinated at the thought process that went into making something that looks like a fully-dressed male sex doll combined with a design student’s first assignment in Quark

Because sometimes a couple wants to have a baby and can’t, as was the case of my wife and I. We went back and forth on traditional adoption vs. embryo donation and settled on donation because we wanted to go through a pregnancy and didn’t really care if the baby was genetically ours.

In retrospect, participating in Take Your Kids To Work Day while filming The Departed was probably a bad idea.

The Kinks are the proper antidote to those songs.

And doing it with a rejuvenated Niko. It’s like Bobby Portis broke the one piece of bone that was holding Niko back.

Or they heard about Trump’s diet and have decided he should be chapter one of To Serve Man.

Some of Lovecraft’s work hasn’t aged well, but I still find The Call of Cthulhu and The Colour Out of Space pretty chilling in particular.

I am reading it now, and it is amazing how much of it applies to what’s happening today. My only challenge with it is some of the current day cultural references are lost on me, but he’s such a clever writer it doesn’t really matter.

I would seriously consider voting for any candidate who made our public toilet infrastructure a national priority. We have advanced to the point where I can tell the leader of the most powerful country in the world that he will be remembered as the biggest turd in the presidential bowl while I am pooping, yet every…

+1 BACK TO YOU, MOOSE

I can’t get how anyone who is over the age of 30 could think these women are liars. Anyone who grew up in the 80s or 90s and was remotely plugged into current events and pop culture knows what a hot bag of garbage Trump is as a person. Greedy, mean-spirited, thin-skinned, pervy, idiotic, egotistical, creepy and…

[INT: Zach Miller’s hospital room. Miller lies in bed, and his doctor is standing next to him.]

“THE LORD IS MY SHEPPPARD, THEIR IS NOTHING I SHALL WANT, EXCEPT UR HOT BOD. [eggplant emoji]” — Heath Evans text

I totally agree, except that I have a guilty spot for the third one because of Gold Member and Michael Caine. It is such a lazy and sloppy movie, but those two do enough to make me laugh.

The night before I saw this in the theater, I watched The Road Warrior with my best friend and his teenage son. My friend and I loved The Road Warrior, but his son had never seen any of them. The son thought The Road Warrior was great, and we talked enthusiastically about the stunts and the humor and its general…

I feel like there should be quote marks anytime someone mentions the Bears “receivers.”

Well, I didn’t mean as if he’s the greatest guitar player, I certainly don’t think of him that way. I meant in terms of what appeals to a lot of people about U2. He’s done a good job in coming up with big hooks for their most memorable songs. I think of him like the alternative Angus/Malcolm Young — it all sort of…

Bobby Portis is the real king of bad shots that connect.

I am not as big of a fan as I used to be, but I think their run from Boy to All That You Can’t Leave Behind is a really strong run of albums. Pop was bad, Rattle and Hum uneven, but I really like everything else from that period. The Joshua Tree and Achtung Baby are nearly flawless albums to me.

Holy UP, I lived in that frozen hellscape for three years and always saw those CDs for sale at the Marquette airport.