What we need a is a video of a Bills fan lighting his jersey on fire, making a ramp out of his official Bills bags board, riding a unicycle over the ramp and through the jersey before leaping off the unicycle to body slam another fan on a table of wings that collapses under their weight. Now that would be a protest.

Powerwolf had me ready to rock with the ein, zwei, drei, vier, which is the most metal way to begin a metal song, but then lost me when the singer sounded like he failed the audition to be a Lebowski nihilist.

BUT HAVE YOU READ THE STAND! THE UNABRIDGED VERSION, NOT THE ONE THE PUBLISHER RUINED!

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Looking forward to the next ESPN commercial where the school mascots have to pick sides during the cafeteria race riot in Bristol.

Mongolian beers should be blood red in color.

The wedding almost didn’t happen when best man Thurman Thomas could not find the ring.

The best part was after the third TD when Hunt turned to Belichick and said, “You’re terminated, fucker!” right before the red glow went out of Belichick’s eyes.

Oh yeah, they are fucked. I think they start 0-4 at least, and I can’t see them winning more than 5-6 in the rosiest of scenarios. But this is also why I am an idiot for still being excited that the season is starting.

I have been as meh about this Bears season as I have been since Wanny was patrolling the sidelines with his asymmetrical mustache. And yet, as the opening weekend approaches, I feel the anticipation bubbling up, even though I know the starting QB is The Ginger Neck, and he will suck, but that just means it’ll be time…

Happ has his Halloween costume now: The counting chef who falls down the stairs on Sesame Street.

I think this sums up what happened to Atlanta.

I have so much hate for this franchise and so many things I want to say, and then I see Chris Conte watching Randall Cobb blow past him to knock the Bears out of the playoffs, and I hate my chosen franchise even more for being so shitty I can’t snark on Green Bay.

That line of Tomlin dialogue really made me laugh.

I love that his replying completely disproves that he doesn’t care.

I love how the setup was like a series of short Alex Smith passes, but then you Okeye’d the punchline into the endzone. Bravo.

With all the bad decisions about personnel, strategy, and playcalling, the destruction of the Seahawks really sounds like an inside job.

He is such a no, No, NO NO NO...YES! player. I love him.

I agree, they are like Orphans of the Storm for abused cornerbacks. What’s one more?