I really hope this appears in butter sculpture form at the next state fair.

+1 glove of metal

Mark Davis looks like he just saw Charlize Theron steal his concubines and truck full of breast milk.

Every time I see Eli I think of Louis CK’s agent on Louie.

Dolphins fans are going to graduate to a whole new level of wanting to punch their quarterback. Enjoy!

I think it is the most brutal playoff game I have ever seen. There are POWs who looked more hopeful than Jimmy Johnson after the first quarter. That game is why I can never really hate Jacksonville.

I also have never had one go bad from anything other than scratching (my fault), and I’ve got 1000 on my aging CD rack. Even my old BMG Music Club CDs have held up, and those only cost a penny :-)

I also have never had one go bad from anything other than scratching (my fault), and I’ve got 1000 on my aging CD…

2112 should be on here for the band photo alone in its gatefold, kimono-clad, camale-toed glory.

2112 should be on here for the band photo alone in its gatefold, kimono-clad, camale-toed glory.

There is a gameshow idea here: The Lions or The Bag?

The Bears need to do whatever it takes to get Travis Kelce on this team so we have the Titty Tweetin’ Twins.

This franchise is what you get after a Disney ride impregnates the Saints.

I will never get tired of watching him play, even if he swings at pitches five feet out of the zone.

Honestly, I would be suspicious of anyone who could work for this team while sober.

They need to change the back of his jersey to read BUTTON

His comment feels like it was made on his phone while sitting with his legs as wide open as possible on public transportation.

Great, Ray Lewis just made me hate grass.

If Luck is playing behind that line, his book club should be reading As I Lay Dying.

Watch the voltage!

Or as a Nazi bug lamp, handy since so many are buzzing around these days.

Probably comes with a free monkey’s paw.