In the teacher’s defense, deflating Edelman’s ego a bit probably helped him catch on in the NFL.

+won

Washington has done so much embarrassing damage to itself in this Cousins business they should be called the Washington Walters. 

COWBOYS RB COACH: Hit the hole, Zeke!

This is an excellent suggestion. Also made me think of an Alien-themed one where a pink or blue alien bursts out of your stomach, which also symbolizes to what your children will do to you.

The way things are going politically, in 20 years it may be President Wetbutt23

It is the best single-player sports game, both because RttS and also for franchise (which I play) because the AI is so solid. I always feel like the game is just hard enough where I can get good but not too good.

No intro ever got me as pumped to play a sports game as FIFA 98, and I’m not even that into soccer.

I was in grad school at the time and that game helped keep me sane. Even though I am a Bulls fan I loved playing as the Drexler/Terry Porter Trailblazers.

Hey now, the New York Times could have scooped Deadspin, but the copydesk had a major blow up about whether it was double handjob, double hand-job, or double handjobs since it was more than one.

Time for a new Browns campaign to Calvin Johnson: “We’re Not Detroit!”

Yes, I couldn’t believe it the first time I saw one. I wondered what names had been rejected during the branding process: Splooge’N’Split? Jizz’N’Jet?

When I was a teenager back in the 80s, my friend’s dad had one of those old satellite dishes you could use to communicate with space stations and could get any TV station. We brought up the Playboy Channel and ran into a passcode. We tried a couple combos and then just a straight entry of 1-8. Viola! It unlocked. We…

For years, Adrian Peterson has evaded as many as 11 Bears at a time.

When Knight still failed to get an erection after four attempts, he went home and choked his penis for an hour while screaming at it to be more productive.

glares at the Cubs

Will be interesting to the see the episode with special guest Rex Ryan where a miscommunication leads to a family “tubing” outing going hilariously awry.

The Phillies can’t even blow their team up properly.

Them’s fightin’ words to a Muswell Hillbilly.

The Constitution has been interpreted beyond its original words and context pretty much since the ink was still wet, by conservatives, liberals, Republicans, Democrats, Democratic-Republicans, Whigs, Know-Nothings, Copperheads, Federalists, Populists, Dixiecrats, AND Methodists.