“Thou shalt not...”

No, the problem here is that a guy with a large national audience who lap up every drop of his crazy sweat thinks we have child slave colonies on Mars, AND that the president is a fan of his.

There should really be a Benny Hill mode in the next GTA

Sadly, the first base umpire ruled she didn’t check her attempt and pushed her back over the bridge.

Somewhere, Miguel Montero is yelling at a computer screen about Almora giving away the team’s signs.

Oh, I am a fan. It hurt to type. But we’ll always have Game 7.

Surprised Trump wanted the Cubs there since they do appear tired of winning.

Amazing catch, but I also had a terrifying flashback to Bill Mueller obliterating his kneecap.

I remember playing Temple of Apshai and Crush, Crumble, and Chomp on cassette, before I got the 1541 hard drive. Nothing like waiting 19 minutes for a game to load only to get an error message at the end.

Best screwball pitch ever in baseball games.

Even worse, now when you get a subscription, you get a free dual phone/Fleshlight, the Sports Illustrated ScrewPhone

Exactly. I really like Butler and he is one of the toughest players this franchise has ever had, but he’s a star you add, not one you build around. GarPax are not good GMs, but there is a reason why more teams weren’t beating down the door when the Bulls made it clear he was available.

My level of excitement at this added detail compared to the original post makes me feel extraordinarily white.

Maybe he interpreted “fast ball” to mean “starve the ball of speed in order to protest being forced to pitch for this terrible team.”

Darren Rovell: [grabs bird]

And here I was, feeling manly after lugging two 50-lb air conditioners up a flight of stairs and installing them without dropping them out of the window. Thank you, Deadspin, for quashing one of my rare and brief moments of masculinity.

I love how Mayor Steve Adler picked up his Bucket of Fucks, dumped it on Richard “The ‘A.’ Stands for Asshole” Ameduri, looked in the bottom to see there was still a few fucks left, and dumped it again until the last fuck dripped out.

After layoffs like this, ESPN is going to continue spending a lot of seasons in the abyss of low ratings.

Impressed by that pic of him deadlifting Cersei Lannister’s balls.

So you will move off them and do your own thing? Or go somewhere else?