If Pamela Des Barres is to be believed, Huey Lewis could strangle Berman with his penis.

If I could pick one band that has disappeared off the face of the earth to come back and make an album, it would be The Wrens.

“Blinded by the Lights" is my favorite "I'm really fucked up" song ever.

Cam moved like I do when I spot a free piece of pizza and then realize it’s from Papa John’s.

I love the idea of a team in Vegas. Instead of a Gatorade bath, they could dump a slot machine on the winning coach.

Tagging any available endzone for a Bronco is more of a Travis Henry move.

Let’s say you have a glass of orange juice and a glass of milk. Regardless of whether you love and/or hate either beverage, we can all agree that mixing them together is terrible. That is what Sting and the NBA All-Star Game are.

Sprecher is my personal favorite. The Lo-Cal version (I think 25-50 calories a bottle) is surprisingly good, too.

What would it take for the NFL to strip a team of a Super Bowl title? And if a team was so guilty that they could have their championship vacated, would Goodell ever let that evidence see the light of day?

In the Tom and Jerry episode where they play golf, Tom picks up Jerry, sticks him in a ball washer, and then pauses for a moment and looks with the most sadistic glee I have ever seen in a children's cartoon before he vigorously tugs up and down on the washer a dozen times. That is the kind of thing that made Tom and…

In following Kevin's logic, I think the metrics make a clear case that most men are unable to be intelligent sports radio hosts.

To be fair, Trestman does look like he might have something buried in his crawlspace.

Hopefully he has learned that a running back sweep out of the gun should only be run when you don't want to gain yardage.

Edited: Some faster and more creative types beat me to the foot in the door joke.

This is a great call to start reading again. I’ve been a pretty avid reader most of my life, but fell out of the habit last year. The thing about reading is that books can be the hardest thing to get into, but they are the most rewarding when you do.

Gronk just pawn in game of life.

Especially because 2 of them died from being eaten.

This Bulls team is going to drive me to drink. Good thing I like drinking.

Has he been pre-mummified? What the hell is with his skin? He looks like he should be wearing blood-covered overalls and wielding a chainsaw.

“What an exciting contest between two teams who are the best of chums” said no one ever.