So the Iverson hot dog talk made think of good ol’ Rod Strickland, which led to finding this gem from a Wilbon chat:

I really loved the first three seasons. Ari was hilarious, I enjoyed every reference to Viking Quest, and Billy Walsh ripping off his shirt to show a full back tattoo of Medellin still makes me laugh. I think I made it until season 5 before I gave it up, but it was most definitely just a pleasure for a while, with no…

As a polite Midwesterner, how the fuck can someone hate cheese?

My best friend of 30+ years and I still make jokes about saying “Hastur, Hastur, Hastur” in order to summon him.

True, but I think a lot of this season’s inconsistency is on Thibs. I loved his tenure until this year. Even with the injury issues, they should have finished higher and beaten a very gimpy Cavs team. And I think in most pro sports, if you’ve been around for five years and have a losing playoff record with no title,…

Thibs always looks like he just had one endless pasta bowl too many at the Olive Garden.

Ray McDonald was arrested without incident

“I find Hard Knocks: Texans to be completely forgettable.”
—David Carr

It looks like Wilson Ramos told Kris Bryant that the deuce was coming after Aaron Barrett shook off Ramos’s call for the heater.

I consider it a Terminator 2 beer: “Now I know why you like it, but it is something I would never drink.”

Most disrespectful appropriation of the military to sell a product since Hamburger Hill Helper.

“Now I know why you write, but it is something I can never do....in less than 5,000 words.”

Their “Skinny Love/Big Bottom” medley would be double-bass guitar worthy.

That’s the first time I’ve seen a Cubs player mimic the actions of another fielder since Rafael Palmeiro played catch with Ryne Sandberg’s wife.

Here’s why it’s an issue: the fact that this was made and the makers didn’t see the glaringly apparent domestic violence angle shows a lack of awareness that is a huge problem in our society. No one is saying this is an endorsement by the Cavs of domestic violence, any more than the Bud Light “say no” label was a…

“Hey Shaq, how’s Earth’s gravity taste?”

Plus the woman behind him looks like she’s mesmerized by how awkward the cap looks.

Looks like Winston spent the offseason working on cap placement with Fred McGriff.

While game 4 and 5 may have been the highlight of the series for the Bucks, tonight’s game really seemed like Milwaukee’s Best.

Their first-round draft history is such a sad shitshow, but yes, this was the one swap where I thought it would make the greatest impact. Plus that would have meant not giving up those picks for Cutler.