I actually thought about saying the 2003 draft where they traded from the #4 pick to get Michael Haynes and The Sex Cannon, with the idea that they would have probably picked Rogers in a couple years. But then I realized this would probably have resulted in JP Losman becoming a Bear instead of a Bill.

2005 Chicago Bears. So long, Cedric Benson, hello Aaron Rodgers.

Eagles official: Good news, Coach Kelly. Our fans are some of the most grammatically correct ones online.

+1 secret sauce

I would argue that we are rather like well-oiled machines. My lovely wife, God bless her, needs to have a mood set before anything sexual can happen (e.g. conversation, a nice dinner, an episode of Outlander). Me? I can be there and back again during a pitching change.

Ha, we were early 20-somethings and at Mt. Airy Lodge (before it became a casino). We had the exact same setup except we had the heart-shaped hot tub. We laugh now about how cheesy it was, but damn if that room didn’t facilitate a lot of sexy time.

My ancestors came to the U.S. from Poland, and our history is one dark trail of unchanged lightbulbs.

While I agree this is ridiculous, I do sympathize with the NFL’s dilemma. Nearly every Saturday night with my wife I have a release schedule extravaganza that I drag out as long as possible but in all honestly could be completed in 30 seconds.

+1 Soul Glow

Ha, that is more sketchy than Jerry’s account sniffing excessively on Seinfeld.

I use mine to keep the crows out of my corn.

This asteroids exercise will also be great training when we have to confront the aliens in their Star Castle.

I happened to catch this on TV over the weekend — hadn’t seen it since I was a kid. The mutant still freaks me out a little.

Plus Bryant is really on another level than the other Cubs prospects. He looks exceptional in every category except defense, and that may not be an issue if he can be serviceable as a third baseman or gets moved to the outfield. All great prospects can flop, but in this case, the optimism seems very warranted.

Not to mention that the Cubs would have been crazy not to wait a couple weeks like they did. I am really excited to see him finally play at Wrigley and wish he’d been called up last year, but what the Cubs did makes perfect sense, which is very unusual when talking about the Cubs.

Right, but barring him doing something like getting behind Goodell at the draft podium and yelling, "FUCK HIM RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!", he's going to probably get quite a bit of guaranteed money in that first year. The point is that a team may invest a lot of resources into someone who was accused of rape, shoplifting,…

The question here isn't whether Winston is guilty. The question is whether you give him millions and millions of dollars in guaranteed money and basically make him the face of your franchise. Investigate how that investigation was handled, plus all the other dumb things he's done on or off the field, and how exactly…

Prison Guard: Okay, Phillips, into the hole with you.

Bobby Beathard’s dead eyes say it all:

Here’s another example of that well-devised logic: when a white guy commits mass murder, we talk about his problems. We talk about the tools used to commit those murders, and whether the best way to stop them is to either more closely regulate the tools or deregulate them so more people have those tools so they can…