If Rob Ryan wants a toe, Rex can get him a toe.

Stacey King loves to overuse his catchphrases, but I have yet to tire of "Niko Suave."

If he's going to act like a disobedient child, the Vikings have no choice but to take him out behind the Metrodome and teach him a lesson.

It's hard to say because I took it in spring 1987. That was the 200 year anniversary of the Constitutional Convention, so everyone knew that the big essay question would be related to the Constitution. I think because of that, and because we had a really good teacher who prepped us well, I didn't find the test as hard…

I love how it feels like they all have been drinking long before my alarm goes off.

Here's a great way to feel old: Seeing questions from the current AP History test about events that happened after I took the AP History test.

Having an uncle who had a tragic accident from a risky job : you understanding football-related head trauma :: Having an uncle who fucks your aunt : You fucking your aunt

But unless a guy slaps the floor like Wojo used to do, how do I know he's really trying?

And with another soul devoured before the start of the tournament, the demon Vitale extends his stay in the material plane for one more year.

Jay Cutler: [Asks God for a sign to be a better quarterback and promises to go to church.]

For me, the best part of this news is that I'm not going to be talking myself into drafting Ryan Mathews again minutes before he injures himself in a preseason game.

"WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT!"

Social media has made the elimination of the shift more necessary than ever. Status updates of DAYLIGHT SAVINGS MAKES ME EXHAUSTED MY KIDS WON'T SLEEP MY LIFE IS RUINED UNTIL OCTOBER can return back to regular status updates about ruined lives and terrible children that have nothing to do with a one-hour shift in…

Great article and fantastic to see stouts get their due. One of my favorite days of drinking ever was walking into a local restaurant for dinner and finding out they had gotten some Bell's Black Note Stout on tap. I slid the car keys over to my wife and told her we would be staying a bit longer than usual.

I like both chocolate and coffee stouts, but Young's Double Chocolate is another awesome chocolate stout.

While it was time for him to go, it is sad to me as a Bears fan that one of the best player acquisitions they have ever made still ended up a flaming tire fire after only three years.

So if a Cardinals player pats himself on the back for talking about how much better his organization is than yours, do the unwritten rules allow you to bean him?

I felt bad for laughing at that, but it did not stop me from laughing.

He will not fire until he sees the white on his guys like those brave souls at the battle of Archie Bunker Hill.

So everyone was sure the video evidence showed Dez Bryant being caught, but after further review, the whole thing was ruled incomplete.