That cabin would require a pretty hefty Lump Sum for a downpayment.

"I disagree with his lifestyle. As a follower of Jesus, I can't accept the behavior of someone hanging out with a dozen guys 24/7."

This was so very entertaining and illuminating. The delusion that the GOP has is that by asking, "how can we be cool," they have doomed themselves to never be cool.

"You know, Smithers, when I was a young buck, my patented fadeaway pitch was compared by many to the 'trouble ball' of the great Satchel Paige."

Jayson Werth is haunted by the corruption of his fellow Grey Wardens in Dragon Age: Inquisition.

That's classic Marco Belinelli: hanging around in the back until the ball handler is ready for him to shoot.

For a second, I thought Ed Grimley had aged poorly and switched careers.

Pete Carroll would argue that the hoop was lowered on purpose so that NIU basketball would be mentioned on the internet.

You know what would have been really rock 'n' roll? To keep playing even though a bird was pooping directly into your mouth and around your face.

I actually think Chris Rock is ranked too high, too, because he was so underutilized that he didn't make the same impact a lot of performers ranked below him did. However, I did love Nat X and remember crying with laughter when he did the Russell Simmons Def Magic Show skit with Tim Meadows and Ellen Cleghorne.

That whole list was a tire fire, but the Norm MacDonald ranking had to be blatant trolling. His delivery is what made him so good as the news anchor. You could see it when they abruptly switched to Kevin Nealon after Norm got fired. He's too limited as a performer to be considered an all-time great, but certainly…

The odd thing is that Eddie Murphy did take a shot at himself when he came back to host in 1984. He talked about how after he made 48 Hours and Trading Places, he made Best Defense with Dudley Moore because they threw so much money at him, he couldn't say no. So he asked if he could come on SNL and they invited him to…

+1 hoof tap

I really hope he stays in the comedy realm, because he is a really brilliant comedian and I have been a fan since his days as co-host of Short Attention Span Theater. He's a lot like a comedy point guard, where he excels at both dishing out setups to punchlines for others but can also deliver on his own. And frankly,…

I find Barkley's trashing of analytics pretty hypocritical considering he went on at great length about the BMI of San Antonio's women.

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Peter King's Conscience: Peter, you're really not going to make a stand on electing Darren Sharper to the Pro Football Hall of Fame, are you?

Darrell Bevell posted the exact same message about Ricardo Lockette after the Super Bowl.

I wonder if they have footage of manager Charlie Grimm's epic postgame rant about fans booing, where he said, "Fifteen percent of the fuckin' world is working, the other eighty-five come out here."

While the Nationwide ad was a real downer, I was pissed that Weight Watchers ran their ad in the second quarter. That's the kind of thing you run right after the game ends when you've consumed a Morton's jar worth of salt and your heart feels like it's sweating from trying to push all the cholesterol through your…