While The Word was not original as the other segments, I think it usually had the most biting humor of anything Colbert did. The screen graphics usually delivered dark punchlines that were perfect compliments to what Colbert was saying in the segment. That segment often had the best writing on the show.

I agree. For the money it is a fantastic value. We have a mixture of hardwood floors, area rugs, and carpet, plus two long-haired cats. It is perfect for handling a multi-surface house with pets.

I agree. For the money it is a fantastic value. We have a mixture of hardwood floors, area rugs, and carpet, plus…

Eggy Plastaras, Jr., Midfield, USC

I wish there was something the Bears could do, but the entire history of Bears quarterbacks exists on a flat gridiron. Everything they've ever done or will do, they're going to do over and over again. So Jay Cutler and those pick sixes are going to be together on that field again and again and again forever.

I don't think Darren Wilson or Daniel Pantaleo set out to kill Black men. I'm sure the cops who arrested my father meant well. But what good are your good intentions if they kill us?

Given that this is the Falcons, we're not going to see much glory through that hole.

I also love that Die Hard has the Agents Johnson laughing about casualty rates of the civilians on the roof when they are coming in with the helicopters, and the irony that the terrorists blowing them up probably saved a bunch of the hostages.

Hopefully there is security footage so Mel Tucker can show it to the defense.

Might I suggest a better fact checker for New York Magazine:

The good news for Hawkins is that he's highly unlikely to be targeted because he's a Brown.

Yeah, I hit her, but the bitch gave me cooties!

I have never been as disappointed with a Bears season as I have been with this one, but I also have to point the finger at myself for thinking this team would be good this year. While predicting success in today's NFL is very difficult, I think we can all agree that having your QB starring in a viral smoking meme,…

One of the victims was stabbed nine times in the back

I think he'll be returning to prison for running a crystal meth empire under the pseudonym Hindenburg.

+1 pick six

The corridor from Stockton to Bakersfield forms one long, dry, chafed taint.

Kudos to Gronk showing off that certificate he has from the Def Leppard Academy of Typography Design.

For sure. Bon's songs just felt lived-in. He added so much character to the songs. That's why I don't think Bon-era AC/DC songs sound "the same," whereas a lot of the Brian Johnson stuff sounds interchangeable even if a lot of it is entertaining.

If Derrick Rose came off that screen and suddenly saw the the tiny speck of humanity amid the never-ending void of our existence, a vision which made him realize that the outcome of a basketball game is meaningless compared to the game we play on the existential hardwood of our lives, a game where the twin towers of…

There's no like about it, in 12 hours, that will be the contraband in your colon.