That killed me, too.

Agree. I was a Navy brat and lived in San Diego a couple different times, and all its problems do take a back seat to ridiculous weather and the ability to engage in almost any kind of human activity within a few hours' drive. And it still has my favorite Mexican food of any place I've lived.

To have a job where you are at the mercy of variance can be insanely stressful and can lead to a lot of unhealthy habits.

LOL America would be paradise without blacks.

84% of white murders are committed by other whites.

This just shows the declining value of in-person interactions versus online ones. When you spend an afternoon fucking around with an athlete in real life, you often just get a free case of crabs.

Why doesn't he just change his name to Bobama Bowlsby?

The name Vikings doesn't conjure up the best images about Scandinavian folks either

Lubricate your joints.

The white collar equivalent of Bill O'Brien would be a boss who cuts power to the elevators to force employees to use the stairs and who replaces all the computers with IBM Selectrics so that we have to type with precision instead of being a bunch of lazy, backspace-pounding, spell-checking lollygaggers.

+1 Von Bulow

Jay Cutler and Jordan Palmer drive around in Cutler's van. The cabin is so full of cigarette smoke, Cutler can't see where he's going and rear-ends Marc Trestman's car. They get out of the van to assess the damage.

+1 whooping cough

If Kirk Minihane was 15 IQ points smarter, he could be a network executive who makes hiring decisions of female reporters based on their looks instead of a shitheel radio guy criticizing a female sports reporter for being hired because of her looks.

And England's dreaming, mostly because of the morphine.

It's no surprise to see someone carrying a box of cupcakes after they abandon South Beach.

If we did, we'd be real writers instead of marketing/PR/advertising people who traded writing credit for good credit ratings based on our corporate salaries.

Looks like someone's finding it harder to be a gentleman every day.

Seems like he's trying to elevate his trade value by showcasing his backdoor slider.

To be fair to Modano, Ronald Reagan often asked the same question.