It's no surprise that when Charlie Whitehurst tests his arm, it leads to 6 going the other way.

When all the stuff about the CIA's "enhanced interrogation" stuff first came to light, I kind of scoffed at sleep deprivation being considered torture. Then I had a daughter and wanted to prosecute her for violating the Geneva Conventions repeatedly by keeping us up at night. I would have loaded the coordinates of my…

I remember when I played baseball as a kid, I was listless. Lazy. Slouchy. Then one day, my coach showed me the error of my ways by saying I should go fuck myself with two helmets covered in pine tar and duck-taped to a 34-inch Louisville Slugger. Sideways. Not only did I out-dive and out-routine every other player in…

I Graduated From Mizzou and All I Got Was a Kiss From a Seventh-Round Draft Pick.

Both of those things would make Thursday Night Football 100% more watchable.

"Yuck" is also how I feel when I see people eat mayonnaise, but I'd still draft a public mayonnaise eater if he was a high motor defensive player who could contribute on special teams.

Although there could be a lot of drama when Kristin Cavallari visits camp and infects the team with smallpox.

[Puts in copy of Gruden NFL Football]

I can't blame security for watching him, as I would also suspect Winston of carrying a case of crabs.

Young John Connor: Okay, 1-2-3, go. Ha, ha, rock beats scissors, dummy.

I think the former Wizards have a bone to pick about having only 3 hustle points. They racked up 89 deflections, and at least half of those came when Gandalf took on the Balrog.

Exactly. I use Netflix, DirecTV, and bluray, and the audio quality goes from meh to decent to awesome for those three. I love Netflix for binge TV watching where the audio's not that important, but for big movies I'd rather buy or rent the BR from the Redbox at the end of my street (which is also insanely cheap at…

Martin: "Do you like my hat?"

That was a perfectly executed give-and-go-away.

My God, there is so much concentrated stupid in JCO's 140-character bursts. There has NEVER been a time in America when one person couldn't go public with what another person said in private. The only difference is that today we have better means for recording and broadcasting those revelations.

I also believe the Bulls didn't get the message that the boycott was cancelled last night.

Keiser: "I love you, Dad!" [punches employee repeatedly in the face]

Game...Blouses.

Maybe this was just a really terrible Jaime Lannister/Bran Stark cosplay.

You may as well say that blowjobs are done. Sure, some are sloppy and half-hearted, but they are still blowjobs.