My proposal: Put $18,000 in cash at one end of a wrestling ring, Gene Smith at the other, and Logan Steiber in the middle. Gene Smith has three minutes to grab as much as he can, Logan Steiber keeps the rest. All ticket sales go the the OSU student fund.

Honestly, I don't know what other word he could have used to make it as descriptive of his beliefs.

On when Rob Gronkowski will be fully recovered: "Did you seriously ask me that question?"

He does seem hell bent for leather.

Ha, we clearly are not going to agree, but I do tip my cap for the energy you brought to your vitriol.

You used all the glue ON PURPOSE!

People "put up with that voice" because they are the best traditional rock band working right now. Craig Finn's voice wouldn't work in a lot of contexts, but it works well for telling his little mini dramas. The band provides a classic rock anchor that, because it's catchy and familiar, let Finn get away with being…

"I have very bad posture," Kurt Cobain once sang, a problem that was only fixed with the onset of rigor mortis.

Don't forget the ill-timed transfer of Lutefisk Cattlefrack.

That sign says there are 1800 of them!

Great call on the last one, and a reason to link to one of the best Onion articles ever.

THEY NERFED DARK SOULS II FOR THE CASUALS!

Clearly you haven't been to the coolest of the cool new spots, the Back of the Back of the Yards.

Objectivists. Anyone who seriously discusses "Going Galt" should be given a paper cut with each page of The Fountainhead.

With Phil Jackson producing, they are going start recording their new record, The Return of 'Melo.

I am surprised a bear would promote this behavior seeing how catching a ball in the stands can cause Cubs to choke.

where Jackson dined with Dolan, Azoff, and Glenn Frey of the Eagles

While Scully found the koala adorable, he was very annoyed that the Sydney Starbucks only served beer.

While I could quibble about this ranking or that ranking, I thoroughly enjoyed going back to a time where I cared about these people, because enough years have passed that I'm in a GOOD PLACE and NOT AT ALL upset about how it ended. So thank you, Lindy.