Every time my wife or I see Dominic Monaghan on TV, we have to say, "We loved you in Driveshaft." Every. Time.

This isn't surprising. Italy has struggled with being in the black for years.

I only go to church to see the car wrecks.

But every play's like:

Mr. 3000 Pieces of Shattered Testicle

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When I see an NFL front-office executive approaching me in their car, I immediately cross to the other side of the street. Consequently, my auto insurance premiums are terrible.

One of the best Deadspin comments ever.

Not surprising that Cutler married someone who also struggles with her reads.

I would clap for the creativity, but I'm not getting any blood flow to my arms because Derrick Rose broke my heart.

Has no one learned from Joslyn James that nothing good can come from having a golf T in your butt?

Once Was Warrior

The categories when Cliff starts are priceless — "Stamps From Around the World," "Boys and Their Mothers," "Celibacy." One of the best Cheers episodes.

Who is a British monarch who has never been in my kitchen?

Good news for Cleveland fans: either one of those choices will increase the amount of scoring they see at Browns games.

Interesting that the league was so sensitive about the portrayal of head injuries since the AI plays as if everyone has a concussion.

They were going to show his buddy's back tattoo of Chris Bosh, but that one disappears in a flash.

To all the "just mute/deal with it" advocates:

Just when you thought Brady Quinn's Aikman Rating couldn't get any lower....