Um, no they can't. 60+ is very rare. Before Carmello did it earlier this year, the last 60-point game was in 2009 by Kobe. In fact, Kobe had the three previous 60-point games before Carmello's.

I've seen the NFL films footage of that a lot, but never the actual broadcast. Really funny when the announcers laugh after he tries to throw the ball.

I think it is the greatest kicker name of all time, with Ali Haji-Sheikh a distant second.

You try using proper grammar when it's -20 and your foam-cheese-hat bong won't light.

That's about the time when Garo Yepremian set kickers back 20 years.

The question of who was the best Oscar host made me think of a very similar question:

Seriously, you do not want to jeopardize the football team's eligibility by disturbing the kids who take their tests for them.

FEMALE ANNOUNCER: Swanson, Travis, Arkansas center.

This law also flies in the face of the basis of our entire legal system.

It's easy to grin when it's your basement you're in
and you're sending out another terrible tweet.
But the bigot worthwhile is the one who can be vile
while a gay football player knocks out his teeth.

+1 hole in one. That is hilarious.

I don't think that's the same incentive as it used to be because of the new CBA. The #1 overall isn't going to command the same money it used to. If you look at last year's rookie contracts, there was not a huge drop off among the top four picks in terms of salary, about three million dollars over a four-year deal.

With the rookie contract rules in place, it seems like there is less risk in worrying about something like a guy's motor. Clowney will make a lot of money no matter what, but at least there is incentive to go from rich to mega-rich in a second contract if he plays well.

While most fans would turn on an athlete for that, there's no chance Wisconsonites will ever hate Mayo.

Davis expressed shock to officers that he had been targeted by anyone.

If this is the worst game you have ever played, then you have had a pretty charmed gaming life. It definitely had some issues, and the story shift at the end was very awkward, but some of the scenes like the sub in the jungle and climbing along the castle walls were worth the price of admission.

"It was supposed to be a team-building exercise,"

+1 maximum Daily Double

I read this in the voice of Jasper from The Simpsons, which made a funny comment that much funnier.

It's not surprising a biathlete would celebrate prematurely, as their guns go off a lot before they reach the finish line.