This is a lot like the release of 136 of Hall of Fame votes by AVN writers, only with more masturbation.

Those shorts are the perfect Memento for this Northwestern season.

I suspect this will end poorly after honorary captain Mark Sanchez sinks the ship after running into his own tugboat.

This is also why WWII beats WWI any day of the week. Do you want to watch two opponents battle trench foot and mustard gas for 100 yards of blood-soaked earth, or do you want to watch millions of soldiers advance and then retreat across whole continents?

Powerful enough to negotiate a merger from beyond the grave? YOU BET!

I can envision Dan Snyder firing Shannahan by flying him over the Atlantic and pushing him out the door like a Chilean dissident during the Pinochet regime.

Wait, where am I? Who is this guy?

Offer to vote for Mattingly if he agrees to shave his sideburns.

Are these the guides for the nursing home hike?

The Buttfumble is proof that God loves and wants us to be happy. And that he really hates the Jets.

By then he will be ruining the franchise one letter at a time.

Nate Robinson is instant adorable.

My five-year-old daughter loves "Twilight of the Thunder God" requests that I play it all the time. Regardless of whatever future failures I will have as a father (and there will be many), I will take this triumph with me to the grave and into the halls of Valhalla.

Ron Rivera: [breaks into Miami Dolphins facility to steal offensive playbook before Sunday's game]

I am not sure what is worse: that Jonathan Quinn was allowed to start or that it took three games before the Bears realized how bad he was.

[McNabb walks to the line of scrimmage]

Portrait-oriented video.

Not surprising he made it to midfield before anyone with the Bears caught him.

+1 delayed release after thinking about basketball

Not surprising that a Florida team would drag the DVOA into a deep sinkhole.