He didn't okay the assassination of Diem. He did more or less authorize the coup, but the historical record seems to indicate that he didn't think Diem would be killed or didn't consider that possibility.

This revelation foiled the CIA's OPERATION: CARPAL PUNISHMENT. The Soviets were to receive copies of Activision's Decathalon and it's addictive but wrist-destroying 1500-meter race. Soon Russian hands throughout the Soviet military would be in so much pain, they would be unable to turn the keys to activate their…

No kidding. Between the Cutler talk and now this, I'm just going to stuff a pair of brats in my ears to drown out the conversation.

+1 broken controller.

MARSHALL: Okay, fellas, welcome to the first NFL Feels meeting. Today we're going to talk about the pain and the pressure that we go through, both on and off the field. Remember, just be honest and we'll talk it through. Who wants to go first? Go ahead, Richie.

Not surprising Redick would pull out of a drive to the hole.

I've been an eMusic subscriber for about 4-5 years, and even though it's not the bargain it once was, I like how the monthly subscription forces me to buy new music but also keeps me on a budget. It's the closest experience I've found online to having $20 in my pocket and heading into a record store.

Who would have guessed that shaving a penis and testicles into a rookie's head would actually class up the Dolphins training camp?

Semi-Scruff

I think so, because he has made a lot of shots like that in his career and there's a decent chance he gets fouled if he gets position and doesn't make the shot (and it looked like there was contact on the shot).

I just can't get into Norwegian metal bands whose members don't look like they were ripped from the pages of Deities & Demigods.

What a baller!

And now, for my next impression, Jesse Owens!

[Looks at number of World Series titles Boston has won in last decade.]

There are only two athletes I can think of who achieved the same level of reverence and adoration that Jordan did: Ali and Bo Jackson. Ali is the only one who you could argue achieved a level higher than Jordan. Bo's popularity was similar in that it was this cyclone of sports and pop culture that even people like…

A tip of my ironic top hat to you, sir!

Kennedy also offered to give the U.S. team a live demonstration about how to slip one past the goalie.

I love Rushmore, one of my favorite movies of all time, but really dislike almost everything else he's done, despite really wanting to like those other movies because of my love for Rushmore.

Hair, Bud

Given some of the political scandals we have seen recently, I think she could spin an ill-advised drunken Twitter episode as an internship experience.