This so Torrey Smith: Weeks of trying, a moment of excitement, and then months before anything meaningful happens again.

Can someone's life be a cautionary tale when it is so entertaining to watch?

Little did we know how good we had it in the Kramer days.

The Eagles and Papa John's do have something in common: there is no defense for either.

When people wonder why Bears fans are so quick to rush to Cutler's defense, this list is why.

I was impressed by his valiant effort to fight the effects of gravity, friction, and fabric elasticity failure in keeping his shorts up.

If you love bears, you should get your ass to Katmai National Park in Alaska.

I wouldn't expect someone to have a close shave with Brian Wilson.

Might be the first time a basketball player dribbled after someone made a great steal.

Hayden then appeared and asked Hatcher if he would like a smoke and a pancake.

"Cocaine" from FIDLAR is probably even more appropriate for the Jamboroo. Very, very NSFW.

It goes by skinny or looking jacked.

The stars of 2 Poles 4 Every Hole would beg to differ with Mr. Broussard.

Normally I would expect a player to catch hell for this, but since it's Jacoby Jones, it will probably be dropped.

Comedian Doug Stanhope said he was the jerk-offer. I don't have the link but I remember seeing it on his Facebook page.

My favorite is when Vernon Maxwell jumped in the stands to drink a fan's milkshake.

Villar might have been ruled safe if he was wearing a dental dam.

Upon hearing the news, receiver Josh Gordon immediately made an appeal to the NFL to extend his suspension.

I give this achievement five gloves of metal up:

Right, but the Saints are 2-0 because their defense has improved and taken some pressure off an offense that is underperforming.