Me: Are you Ed Hochuli?

Also for your consideration:

Sounds like the Bucs are moving the goal posts.

Despite having a large, slow target delivered right to him, Phillips declined to take a swing, proving the reporter's point.

PCP? Murder? Was Hernandez also friends with Wayne Brady?

Seattle: Where Vikings receivers go to die.

One thing you never do in Jacksonville is mess with Cecil's shorts.

At this point, shouldn't the Padres wearing camouflage jerseys be considered an insult to our troops?

Was it really a result of that blow to the back of the head? Or could it be the pressure created by the cognitive dissonance of the phrases "Buffalo Bills," "Kevin Kolb," and "starting quarterback" being used together?

Thank you for posting this. It sounds like an Eddie Murphy/Rick James b-side.

For the first time in his life, Peyton Hillis was relieved he was such a terrible carrier.

This franchise feels like the NFL version of Alice: wanted to move to Los Angeles, broke down in Phoenix on the way there, and got stuck working for a greasy owner.

+1 comfy chair.

Should the AP Style Guide be revised to remove the phrase "having a great camp" from all football reporting? It is not only useless as information, but tricks millions of hardworking fantasy football players into doing things like drafting DeSean Jackson again.

Ichiro was faster out of the box than even the legendary Steve Garvey.

Asked about the strange collection of lesbian erotica at the bottom of the chest, Thomas explained that that was specifically for Terry Mulholland's sex drive.

It looked like someone accidentally switching to the safety in Madden.

2. Screamed at by Kevin Smith that he "didn't want no fucking bitches" in his locker room with him.

Maybe it was David Robinson giving her the dreaded Rear Admiral?