It's going to take time, and along the way there are going to be shattering blows, screamed epithets, and many tears, but once Johnny Manziel washes out of the NFL, his autograph will finally be free at last.

Other jersey names that reflect BYU values:

Dear Mr. Wade,

Todd Haley steals candy from babies then complains to the refs when the baby steals it back.

The most unbelievable part of this story to me is that the Lions practice.

Smoot is going to have to tell us exactly what he calls the act of double-donging two hookers

@TheRealMoses Wanted to take a few minutes today to talk about how my hard-working staff just parted the Red Sea of @Zipporah. #plagueofthemonth #screwleviticus

The game-changing "Street Fight In Sweden!"

What did he say to his white teammates? "Hey, Nick, I'm sorry that I reinforced the stereotype that all white non-kickers in the NFL are a bunch of racist hillbillies. Now how about we shotgun a couple Natty Lights and do some donuts in the parking lot?"

Akili Smith has to be the worst because not only did he suck, but the Bengals declined the drunk Mike Ditka offer of all the Saints picks so that they could draft Akili.

soliciting an officer

Gatling broke into and squatted in an Arizona home, then attempted to rent it out.

That GIF is the worst two-point conversion ever.

Seeing her waist deep in that water begs the question: What will last longer, the Royals playoff hopes or her ensuing yeast infection?

It's not surprising to see someone in tears after an ill-advised fist pump on a dirt track.

Rob Ryan looks like John Travolta impersonating Kris Kristofferson.

So Riley Cooper could have avoided this whole incident if he hadn't been so niggardly about paying people off.

The youth of America have been butting heads over helmet warnings since the early 90s.

Surprised he denied it because he would be a lot more desirable to teams if he had an expiring contract.

This photo shows the kind of pre-9/11 thinking where we thought the Chinese were the greatest threat to the Twin Towers.