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After that BCS ranking of sploogable hotel items, I will never be sleeping anywhere else other than my own house unless I packed my HAZMAT pjs.

Thank you for making the catch after I bobbled the ball in the air.

Great catch, but how unstoppable is he in Tecmo Bowl?

The good news is you got your baby's picture taken in the Stanley Cup. The bad news is that your baby now has hepatitis.

"Do you want to know the terrifying truth? Or do you want to see me sock a few dingers?" — Cartoon Mark Maguire, Fox

He wasn't rushing the field, he was doing a live interpretation of Ryan Braun's career.

Why James cryin'?
'Cause he just got swimmer's ear!

How is it possible that the entire moviegoing public knows that a Lone Ranger movie is a terrible idea, yet the people who make movies do not?

Also, ant traps are a good, cheap solution for a lot of ant problems. Lay them down where pets/kids can't get them, and wait about a week for the ant genocide to be complete.

Reading two funny drunk Vin Baker comments in separate threads before finishing my first cup of coffee has gotten my day off to a promising start.

It's also likely that Charlotte and New Orleans will "share" the history of those original Hornets.

This is in contrast with the 70s and early 80s, where high rookies got extensions from their dealers.

Perhaps this is just a misunderstanding where Kirilenko felt he had to relocate where directed by a powerful Russian oligarch as part of the Collectivization Bargaining Agreement.

That contract is appropriate considering AK-47s are cheap and never jam.

While it may seem a little unsettling to some to give a Muslim player access to our Jets, at least the quarterback situation means they lack any ability to drop bombs on their intended targets.

That clip makes me sad. I remember buying the first two Letterman Top 10 List books in college. They were two of my most prized bathroom tomes for quite some time.

True. Children — God's cholera blankets.

That was not a good idea, because babies can't catch things.

"If you take a big lead off first, this is what's going to happen." Mitch Williams over a clip of John Kruk's testicle removal surgery.