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Funny, I would think he would be excited about wearing a yellow jersey.

Detroit Piston, Detroit Piston, what do you hear?

academic eligibility:maturity::

Will they be offering free Valtrex exchanges for anyone who has woken up wearing Rob Gronkowski's jersey?

Come root for America as we celebrate protecting our borders from the likes of your starting shortstop!

The Nats chalked it up to a "minor technical malfunction," adding that they would still need to look into the exact cause.

Puma executive: Achtung! This American, Aaron Hernandez, is causing us too many headaches We need to...(lowers voice) end our relationship with him. See to it that it is taken care of.

I am by no means in favor of privacy getting flushed down the national security shitter, but again, that's really not going to impact my daily life or the lives of others. Even if Anderson Cooper had a three hour special where they outlined every way our privacy is being infringed, most people probably wouldn't care…

I think it might be because many assumed it was actually worse than what was revealed, that they were actually tapping conversations instead of collecting what you would see if you looked at someone's phone bill. Of course, that may be going on without us knowing.

Great question. That's what I like about Ghost. Old-school metal approach that sounds clean without being wussy.

Rather than take batting practice, LaRoche takes target practice until his swing is full of holes.

“I never talk about other guys, but I will say I have never embraced - never believed in - anything Aaron Hernandez stood for,” Light finally said.

Not every dillweed is a murderer, but in Goodell's NFL, all the sinners are Saints.

I think when reading Deadspin comments, you can always assume there is sarcasm until proven otherwise.

I do think what happened to Serena was unfair. At the same time, she sported some provocative rhetoric while putting herself in the middle of a heated topic in a place that is especially dangerous for celebrities—the Internet. She clearly bears some responsibility for the pounding she took.

Gloria Estefan was screaming at departing fans that the Heat had turned around, but they didn't hear her as her sound machine was defunct.

Billy Beane has a new metric for formulating whether a team needs a new stadium: SHITR (Sewage Heading Into Training Rooms). You can read about it in his new book, Runnyball.

That was Manu's greatest turning-back-of the clock since he transformed Tom Hanks back into a 12-year-old.

Sabermatricians immediately argued that the top choice for cougars should be Milton Bradley since he is the career leader in MILFPS (MILF Plus Slugging).