Maybe he was doing his Jose Canseco impersonation.

One will speak to the media, the other will speak in tongues.

My ancestors didn't come all the way from Europe so that one day a damn foreigner could sing the American national anthem!

The worst is running through an okra patch that's already got Moss all over it.

Wanna get married on a Kid Rock cruise?

Bring two towels. I am expecting a big gush or two or three.

You definitely don't expect a Hall of Fame quarterback to telegraph when he's going to go deep.

When the shoot was broken up, Eli tried to throw his IceDD Coffee away, but one of the crew nabbed it and took it all the way home.

Karen bought a place in the NYC
But now it's not the place it used to be
Too many screamin' kickball bros
Makin' more racket than gangs and hos
She says, "Hey, boys, take a walk out of the Lower East Side"
They said, "Hey, lady, take a walk out of the Lower East Side."

Penguins Keep Getting Trolled, Can't Catch A Goddamn Break

If he had been able to marry a baseball, he would have been considered one of the most prolific sluggers of all time.

Mostly I just don't like the players on the team. They remind me a lot of the Riley Knicks teams (no surprise), except instead of Ewing they have LeBron, who I have to respect at this point. Wade in particular has become one of the least enjoyable stars of the game because he acts like every bit of contact is a…

I am a Bulls fan who hates the Heat, but I cannot hate LeBron. He's not just a dominant player, he's become so incredibly efficient in everything he does. He wastes very few opportunities whether he's shooting, passing, rebounding, or playing defense. His game is like a Venn diagram of what can make the NBA a great…

This highlight leads me to believe they play for the championship in the Tecmo Bowl.

Low-hanging fruit, I know, but the haircut is what made me think of it.

Where's a stereotypical Irish policeman from the 1940s when you need one?

Suze Orman immediately reached out to show her how to make tongue twats feel perfectly natural and even desirable.

Sure, but LeBron is so far ahead of everyone else on the court in this series (on both teams) that it's difficult to see the Pacers as a better team. Their front court is clearly better, but overall what you have are two very evenly matched teams until you add LeBron to one side of the equation.

As a team, the Pacers are longer, tougher and, as some will whisper, maybe even better than the Heat.

Shannon's sharp lawyer vs. Favre's sterling connections.