Sitting out games does not equal sitting around. He's practicing and rehabbing. If you were in a job where you had to travel, couldn't do that because of an injury, but were really crushing those TPS reports, you'd still be working. How long you'd be allowed to do that would be up to your boss and your organization,…

But this gets at the heart of Mahler's article: why should the fan base be the ones to push him back out there? Thibodeau seems perfectly comfortable with him still being out. His teammates all still seem very supportive. The organization doesn't seem put out by this. Maybe they are all covering up their true…

The stupid thing about the criticism of Rose is that I think many Bulls fans (myself included) figured this season would be a wash, that even IF Rose came back, it would take a while for him to play at his previous level. I don't know when the critical talk began, but it feels like it intensified a lot after the…

Maybe the scariest TV episode ever, at least on a broadcast network.

She's got problems. That's the only reason she's running to a black man!

Next we're going to learn that the mother of the abductors is a quadruple amputee who lives on a mechanic's creeper under the bed.

If the Bulls make it to the finals, Noah will probably come down with leprosy. Although that would also probably lead to him being untouchable in the paint.

Dwayne Wade complains about so many calls that I think Wayne Brady is going to have to choke him.

Yeah, sorry, that toughness thing was not directed at you, just a general observation about how some people feel he should have been back by now.

As much as I want him to come back, I really do not doubt his toughness. I also do not blame him for taking the long view. Noah even said recently that the injury he's dealing with and Rose's rehab are completely separate things.

It's no surprise that a red-hot Nate Robinson didn't miss a wide open bucket.

That was a great synchronized flop, but they have a way to go before they approach Martin Short-Harry Shearer level.

Oh, da UP was not for me either. I thought Seasonal Affective Disorder was bullshit until I made it through a winter with 200 inches of snow. Plus, while being a fan of the Bears, I was not a fan of actual bears wandering through the neighborhood.

The Scarlet Wipes

Yes. Actually lived in Michigan's UP for three years. My BH puckered every time I had to pass through the quadruple-bypassed heart of Packer country.

If I had to live in Green Bay, I would soil myself, too.

It was very suspicious, however, that Singh was also carrying Deathbell, Troll Fat, and Skeever Tail with the antler spray.

Tim Brando's version of ass-to-mouth.

I was surprised he didn't include, "Never have fish when flying a plane."

Sacramento's bid, as currently construed, equates to about $511 million.