This explains why Papa Johns is so shitty: it's a lot of dough and a just a little bit of sauce.

I always love seeing a pair of snake eyes when I get attacked from the Ukraine.

They really were. The one Letterman reads after the Ebert and Siskel appearance in the link above is pretty good, especially the Jocelyn Elders joke.

Rutgers wants to make it clear that when college basketball players get hit in the face with balls, some dicks will be out.

Ayanbadejo's support of gay marriage has made him more attractive to the Bears.

Rush issued a 21-word statement to the Pac-12:

Should have been you, Rex Reed.

I hear he really does a mean impersonation of the ED 209.

If there was an NCAA-style tournament for chips, which ones would be your Final Four and your overall champion?

Will this make their fans American Athletic supporters?

I can relate. I've lost count how many times I've gone 8 2/3 with my wife only to blow it in the end.

To be fair to Robinson, Thibodeau did call "Teen Wolf" for the play.

I can't wait for the Applebee's commercial where Steve Alford throws popcorn shrimp at Rice's head and calls him a "fajita-loving fairy" when he suggests going to Chile's, to which Rice responds, "You've got anger issues, Alford. And your hair makes you look like a queer."

He's gone from The Pit to The Pendulum.

Hey 19/pins in your femur.

+1 very guilty but throaty chuckle.

Johnson Pulled Before Getting Orel

I would watch Bill Simmons' arm shattering in three places while patting himself on the back.

Dave McKenna:penicillin::Rick Reilly:gonorrhea

Raymer claimed innocence, but police said he was busted with a couple Jacks in the hole.