+1

My Oladipo moment has lasted longer than four months. Should I seek medical attention?

It's not just a handjob, it's an adventure.

Good thing you didn't have to eat an Oh, Travis Henry bar. Those only come in family size.

The first one has more hair while the second one looks Balder.

Ha, outstanding +1

Amazing.

Meanwhile, the singer Usher was on the set of a movie about a man-child who must learn to grow up and who tries to make the unfunny punchlines funny by screaming them.

2 knives, 1 cut

"I think she did too much kibble!"

The worst part was relay practice when Hadsell served as the baton.

A team could be nicknamed the Buttchuggers and people associated with it would still be "proud" of them, whatever the hell that means.

I think you need to move up Dalibor Bagaric, aka Vlad the Inhaler.

I'll bet all that time being bedridden in the hospital made that diaper much less dandy.

Almost as impressive as when Trent Dilfer did it.

I haven't read the new Saunders yet, but Civilwarland in Bad Decline and Pastoralia are incredible. He combines hilariously absurd satire with very moving characters.

Seconded. Exaggerates reality just enough without devolving into absurdity.

and nascent dwarf planet

I am sorry, but this system is really flawed. Super Bowl watchability is based on:

FUCKIN-A RIGHT!