I'm much more concerned about The Gronk being used to block on extra points during blowouts.

I think this is made by Milton Bradley.

J: The second half starts with an 108-yard kickoff return by the Ravens. Fuck_Machine breaks at 8:33, and over 2,000 fucks per minute are given between 8:32 and 8:35.

That's what happens when you stick with that jackass David Akers instead of a real jackass.

The Niners could have used that tree in their secondary.

+1 emphatic strike three call by Enrico Palazzo

That singer in Gluecifer may have the biggest voice-to-face disconnect of any singer I've ever heard. Based on voice alone, I would have expected to see a fully grown Glen Danzig, but then I see a guy who looks like a younger version of 30 Rock's Lutz.

I think we should respect his privacy, as I really don't want to see someone flogging the Dolphin in public.

That's a comment of the year nominee.

Ironic to see Rick Reilly praising the merits of adoption in an abortion of a column.

Just to put this fee in the proper scale, you can have Brandon Funston come to your fantasy draft for a block of Velveeta plus cab fare.

My house is old and doesn't have central air, so every summer I have to put in four window AC units. They are old-TV heavy, have more sharp edges than the Hellraiser guy's face, and require lumbar-shattering contortions while installing them. Plus, because I put it off until it is absolutely necessary, I don't install…

If you look closely, he's not riding a surfboard. He's riding Greg Jennings.

So perhaps Mike Singletary was not trying to motivate his players but instead clear his name as a person of interest in The Great 49er Bloomers Heist of 'Aught Eight

Part of Russell's comeback involves developing a special version of the Wildcat known as the Garfield.

+1 raised pitchfork

Callahan also released his statement to ESPN and CNN to ensure it was delivered into triple coverage.

Leaf ripped apart a pay phone and hurled it the staff member, but missed badly when he overthrew the receiver.

I'm skeptical because Tuisosopo was reportedly telling this to Shelly Smith at a Jack Ruby Tuesday's restaurant.

I sense a novel about two such unhappy drivers in the offing.