If Tebow had been backing Kolb up, he could have made a few new Cardinals cheerleaders.

Plus Jay Cutler has made smoking look completely uncool.

I just spoke to my lawyer if we present enough evidence such as replays, testimonies, etc this might go through.

The real Heads-Up Football campaign should show Jerome Harrison spearing Tim Tebow in the head, in super slow motion, shattering Tebow's facemask into a hundred plastic projectiles headed straight to his Christian countenance, all to the tune of Cannibal Corpse's "Ginger Hammer Smashed Face."

So that's what Marion Berry is up to!

I.

We're going to need some chemists creating drugs to cure whatever super-STDs those irradiated/zombified hookers are carrying.

Luckily for the Bears, Sam Hurd already warned them that Dallas was full of bugs.

That's a pretty Cavalier treatment of the King.

+1

This was the 2000 Presidential Election of touchdowns.

Ah, now we can return to our normal game of playing penalty Russian roulette with one bullet in the cylinder instead of six.

+1 side of blue cheese dressing.

According to the replacement refs, it will not be roughing the kicker if Chris fails to use the safeword before being hit.

Although he had fulfilled a lifelong dream of playing in an NFL game, Dr. Sanjay Gupta was saddened by achieving victory through referee incompetence.

Wow, Todd Sauerbrun is really upset about not getting his own Deadspin column.

It's a good thing Jim Harbaugh didn't say that or there would have been a room full of dead referees.

Dear Deadspin, please prevent me from clicking on posts that are clearly about politics when I clearly state in my comments on said posts that I do not want to read political posts at Deadspin, let alone comment on them. Thank you.

That is a perfect Deadspin comment.