Ray Lewis also fucked Rob Gronkowskil's earhole and not only didn't draw a flag, but didn't even use a condom. THINGS ARE OUT OF CONTROL!

After NE went up by nine-points, they ran 10 passing plays and six runs. Up by two with four minutes left, they passed six times and ran three times. Brady had three incompletions, got sacked, and got bailed out on a pick with a penalty in that stretch. Belichick is obviously a great coach, but he essentially handed…

The refs really sucked tonight, but Belichick should save one nut punch for himself for not running the ball. Hey, let's line up five-wide on first down with a nine-point lead in the fourth quarter. What's the worse that could happen?

Is this what it means to talk like a Pirate?

I think the only logical explanation is that they are crab people.

The replacements are awful. Regular refs fuck up, but there is a level of incompetence here that is shameful for the most profitable professional sport in the world. The media aren't the ones awarding extra time outs and extra downs, missing clock stoppages, making the phantom calls...the Vinny Testaverde TD is held…

Gronk told me he dropped those balls bc he was thinking of me!

When V.P. Young talks, people don't listen.

When you win that game, your dick gets bigger. If you have a one-inch dick and you win that game, now it's two inches.

I SAID GOOD DAY!

It still makes me cry. Shoulda been you, Carlos Boozer.

He wasn't sleeping. He was pining for the fjords.

Not only is it amazing, it actually cleared up my prostate trouble.

The only thing better than washing out a pair of pooped choo-choo underpants is cleaning out every crevice of a comforter that your child has filled with liquid ass at three in the morning. After the first time that happened, we kept pull-ups around and threw those fuckers on our daughter at the first sign of any…

The least racist city in America is Nowhere.

Weird, my wife says the same thing before we have sex.

There also appears to be a female glasses-cleaning supervisor on the right.

I feel almost embarrassed at how excited I was to see the Jambaroo. And while the laughs were in abundance — WHITE AS A BLANK SCREEN killed me —I felt genuinely sorry for fake Robert Evans, perhaps the first time I have ever felt empathy in reading the Jambaroo. Well done, sir.

Golda, the Zionist gold fish.

The good news for Chris and the Vikings is the refs will totally believe Adrian Peterson when he says that teams can only use two hands to tackle him and that Brian Urlacher only touched him with one.