+1, fantastic.

Preventing 9/11 would be easy. You just go through the Twin Towers with a couple of bomb-sniffing dogs until you find the explosives.

Remember: Bobby Taylor walked off the set of Jivetime Jimmy's Revenge.

Linsanity takes its talents to South Beach

GEORGE CLOONEY SHITS PLATINUM AND BLEEDS HOLY WATER

The 40-year-old, splurging.

Well done.

Who would have expected Brady Quinn to make a bad read and then crumple under pressure?

LeBron would also hungrily devour his first three courses only to insist that some else finish the fourth.

Come all and pout, come all at Tim, you'll not hear nothing like the whiny Quinn.

I haven't read a piece that engaging since Henry Chadwick's "Discourse On Fielding Percentages As A Matter Of Base Ball Aptitude." Back then, if a sporting news analysis didn't run at least 15,000 words, we demanded our nickel back.

Unfortunately for Francona, when men at his age try to swing, they tend to just hit a little dribbler toward the hot box.

+1

+1 jazz-playing grandfather.

Chisora took quite a risk there, but to be fair, it's very common for someone from Great Britain to strike a Ukrainian player in Northern Europe.

+1

There's a few more girls hanging around the football office and the football field that there typically are.

Thanks for that clip. I played catcher in Little League when he was in his prime and he was one of my sports idols. 57 is too young for someone like him, but he made the most out of those years. RIP.

+1 great leap forward in commenting.

My three-year-old daughter loves their song "Rock Star" and asked if she could go see the Fresh Beat Band. I felt like one of the seven seals was just broken. A request to see some type of show on ice will not be far behind.