It was definitely not punk, and yes, I had it and played it endlessly when I was eight, although my parents insisted that I wear headphones.

big girls need love too...just not from me.

Almost as bad as The New York Review of Books doing an all-Twitter George Eliot retrospective under #SILASMARNER

Wow, +1

+1

I loved her work in Queen Takes Rooks. Of course, back then she spelled her name "Susan Polehard".

It was short-lived glory for me. I was back to getting my bell rung by the time I was in high school.

I took a dump shortly after reading this column, did the 2.5 seconds of handwashing that I usually do, had the phrase "dung burger" pop into my head, and rewashed my hands for 30 seconds. Thank you, Drew.

The most fun I ever had playing sports was youth league football when I was in junior high. I only weighed about 135 and got to start as a defensive end, and I often played against linemen who were as light or lighter than I was. The games were like touch football on the playground, only you got to hit people and no…

he wouldn't do anything more than pull the Sex Slave's hair, tie her up, and spank her.

Truly laughed out loud.

Let me tell you something, if Rodney Harrison was still on the Patriots, he wouldn't let his sister get married after a Super Bowl loss. He'd offer her up as a blood sacrifice to the football gods.

"Man, if I saw Gronkowski posing for that picture after the loss we had, I'd bite that finger right off. Mostly out of hunger and because I love finger foods, but still."

The Miami Sound Byte Machine

I think that Job would like to have a word with Gregg about the meaning of divine punishment.

There's no wrong way for a football player to act

Guy 1: I'll have a light beer

Ha, nice. +1

Way to camp instead of rushing the objective.

Play some Stratego. I play it all the time and I NEVER have any girl problems!