He did much better than Jerry Sandusky did when he sang "Janie's Got a Gun" in the PSU showers.

"Yo Soy Fiesta!"

Lovie Smith challenged the news of the pregnancy during the final period, but the ruling was upheld when replay showed the red rag in Cavallari's laundry was spotted correctly.

Awesome. Blessed are the great commenters, for they will be the +1s of God.

Not pictured: The last clean pair of socks in Simmons's drawer.

A disappointed Baltimore Ravens fan video without gunplay is like a porn scene without a money shot.

He is correct about the squirting, however. Even if a woman's secretions started walking around, that would be more like a Vaginal Golem.

As A Golfer Considers His Shot, A Sound Girl Behind Him Absolutely Eats It

Not surprising he has those kinds of financial resources after learning he is the Sheriff of Nottingham County.

What made GameDay 98 amazing was that it was the first console game that captured the brutality of football. You could really drill players. It made running and run defense much more fun than it had been in Madden.

I liked 2k4 better overall, mostly because 2k5's franchise mode was a bug-riddled mess. The AI of the secondary was also very chaotic and prone to giving up big plays. Head-to-head, 2k5 was definitely the better game was a second human player could cover up a lot of the flaws, but I liked 2k4 better as a one-player…

Everyone Luvs to see them get the whistle.

Pictured: A scene from tonight's The Catch an Intellectual Property Predator.

Ha, nice.

It does't surprise me that Rob Lowe hopes that Peyton Manning will still be sending a man in motion next year. That's Parr for the course for a Colts fan.

It's not surprising. Usually Bobs go down after they go up.

In this economic climate, he also made a big mistake by campaigning in gold Trans Am given to his grandmother by Eric Dickerson.

Never chase a kid.

I sneezed while peeing in the snow and created a pretty good Jackson Pollack in the process.

Their version of Polanski's Two Dames, One Cup is the definitive release. It also features a surprisingly insightful commentary track from Chuck Berry.