Mel Showers seems a little testy.

No wonder they looked confused. Why would an NBA team bring the fathers of the Minnesota Wild with them on a road trip?

Not sure what the big deal is. I always get a sack at White Castle.

Well done, very clever.

"This brass instrument is especially unpleasant to play when corroded."

Don't forget AJ's powerful, unending campaign to promote watersports.

What if Tim Tebow was tempted to masturbate?

Transcript of Fran McCaffery's comments:

Looks like Roethlisberger took advantage of a long layover in Dallas on his way back from Denver.

"If these men are hobos, how can they afford designer sunglasses and $12 beers?"

+1 frothy mixer

Well done, better than a montage of shirtless volleyball.

At this point, I believe that if Tebow had a box of Gorton's fish sticks and a loaf of Wonder Bread, he could feed 47.6% of the fans at Invesco Field.

"YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"

Congratulations to the George Plimpton of our time, if George Plimpton had dropped acid and hallucinated he was playing with actual lions.

I am waiting for a female Steelers fan named Veronica to wipe the face of Tebow with a Terrible Towel just before he gets crucified.

My friend Neils found this game to be a total Bohr.

Say this about A-Rod: He does a pretty mean Fred Armisen impression.

Super awesome. Great job with the whole thing.

Shouldn't all the white players be wearing #88?