The last time there were that many plaintiffs involved in an NBA case was at Shawn Kemp's paternity hearing.

Zeus, Greek gods, and Don Shula.

That was great.

+1

He has a point. Sandusky's propensity for showering and engaging in water sports shows his affinity for dirty hip pees.

Excellent, and also illustrates the dangers of multitasking.

+1 Bowzer

The non-interview is coming from inside the house!

That photo doesn't show if his fingers were twitching.

Ha, early bird gets the garden gnome joke. Well done.

Would love to see AJ also do that for the entire Pogues catalog.

McKinley may not have had the largest presidential penis, but he had the most active. That's why his nickname was "Mount".

Thank you for an extended throaty chuckle. Nicely done.

In a row?

But the dealer was showing a 6!

After seeing the above picture, Brian Scalabrine immediately left for his local drug store to purchase the darkest bottle of Just for Men they had.

Trash Talk's "Awake" makes me want to skate through a brick wall, and I can't skate, which is probably why I can't avoid the brick wall in the first place. Music starts at the :40 mark.

He should never have let his son take that astronaut pen from Jack Klompas.

"Ahh, Tampa, Tampa, take me in

Sadly, the historic ride ended in tragedy when the clanging of McNamara's titanium balls attracted several sharks.