When I was a kid, we used to use candy cigarettes when we played war. We'd capture someone and offer him a candy smoke because that's what they always did in war movies.

Gregg Easterbrook loves any fantasy series with heavy roots in bullshit Christian symbolism. It's like Simmons taking the Colts and comparing each player to a "90210" character, only somehow worse.

Except in North Carolina, where they would be required to be served with school lunches.

You're the best around, nothing's ever gonna keep you down!

BOOM goes the Black Dynamite.

+1 knuckler.

+1 pair of social safety fishnets

My son looked at me and asked why people were chanting something like this. Not knowing what a father should respond, I stated that it was inappropriate and left it at that.

Ridley Scott has got to stop overdoing that handheld camera effect during his fight scenes.

I just think it's awesome he had an XBox achievement named after something he did.

The Evans bit was absolutely epic. So vividly absurd, and yet if you found out it was true you wouldn't be surprised. Bravo.

The kickoff has become like Saturday night in a marriage: We'll line up and pretend that something exciting is going to happen, but most of the time we'll just take knee and blow the play dead.

Should have said that you were Tommy from Quinzee.

Should have said that you were Tommy from Quinzee.

Who needs coffee and a bump when you have A.J. doing WUD? Hilarious, and Black Flag to boot. I feel like I could punch a mirror.

This was a bit like profiling "25 biggest party schools among Christian colleges"

With this being the Bay Area, I think death by unga bunga would be appropriate.

Short and sweet. We're trying something new here. Everything's going to be OK.

Ha, I have been in both BMG and Columbia House. I am also old.

I love the Rushmore soundtrack. The songs play such a big role in the scenes where they are used. The syncing of "A Quick One While He's Away" is pure genius.