So hilariously wrong. Outstanding.

Cool trailer, Drew. Hope the book does well enough that you get your own special font for the covers of your next books. "A note about the type: This book is set in Kolberica, except for the cover, which is set in Magary Double Wide."

Kevin Kline stars in Brett, about a mild-mannered Wisconsinite who looks exactly like a famous NFL quarterback. When the real quarterback is stricken ill with syphilis, his agent recruits Kline as his double in order to preserve the athlete's playing contract and endorsements. Initially star-struck, Kline begins to…

+1, laughed out loud at that.

Why would Crosby risk an invalid's life in order to return to a game he has already conquered?

Four photographs seems excessive.

Those Niner fans were just politely showing the Raider fan the proper way to do the Tom Cable.

Now, Dan, I want you to take a look at our Colon Cam here on Castro. You can see just how much beef he is eating. A little beef is fine, but Castro is clearly ignoring the fruits and vegetables during the meal delivery. If those types of dietary habits are allowed to exist, it forms a cancer within the rectum.

I expected that a story titled "Cockblocked at Catholic School" would have involved a district attorney.

It was Phil, in the boardroom, with the laser pointer!

If Stanford somehow wins the national title, Greggggg Easterbrook will ejaculate harder than he did the first time he read The Protocols of the Elders of Zion.

They were amazing on this tour. Seeing them do Moving Pictures all the way through was one of my all-time concert highlights.

Hey Kobe, how's my ACT taste?

Sarah: Thanks for voting for me! You're the winning comment.

Much better than Ahmad Bradshaw having to walk around holding a baby while other players try to strip it from him.

Wasn't that after the "If You Want Blush, You Got It" tour?

The cork was probably stuck in the neck.

AC/DC will kick off the wine launch with a new song, "Hey bro, what do you do for Merlot?"

Great story, and great job walking into an unsettling scenario to get the story.

That was indeed awesome. Well done.