Not surprising Steve Francis would again be accused of illegal palming.

Motherless Brooklyn by Jonathan Letham

I didn't realize this was theChris until someone smarter than me pointed it out. Thanks for the comments, and I loved your post. Tremendously written. Plus I loved the Downfall parody too. And, as a Bears fan, I appreciate the value of a good punter. Brad Maynard has been Chicago's offensive MVP a number of times.

Ha, thanks. Kluwe's post was just so good. One of the best take downs I have read.

Really? That's hilarious, especially because I am a huge Bears fan.

Thanks, glad you guys liked it.

Thanks for the nice comments everyone, I had fun writing that.

I clicked the send button on my message to Inaction Jackson and was about to return to the final chapter of my copy of "P" Is for Punter when a head full of blonde hair suddenly illuminated my dark corner of the locker room. She had legs longer than a goal post and a short skirt that ended just before her end zone.…

Candygram....

When the time comes to argue for extending the length of the season, the owners will probably hire Jimmy Johnson to make their case. Although he won't phrase it as making the season longer, but as "enhancing it."

Johnson claimed the act was consensual, saying that the horse had already fucked him during the third race.

"I think we might have all been hustled by the Hays Carlyon, the Florida Times-Union, and the city of Jacksonville. By we, I mean Deadspin readers. Was the whole dumb article about the lockout being a hoax actually just a hoax?...Because for the past sixty minutes, Hays Carlyon has been read more than any Jacksonville…

"I start my writing day by reading and responding to people's poop stories. It immediately flushes away any writer's block I have."

So very, very wrong which is why this is hilarious.

It's like this: You have a choice between two cars. One is a Lexus. The other is a Rolls Royce. Most would pick the Rolls. However, the Rolls has three huge piles of excrement on the upholstery. No matter how much you clean it, you can never quite get rid of the stains or smell, so every time you try to drive it, you…

Outstanding.

an extended middle finger to Cleveland

Michael Cuddyer immediately appeared next to him to complete the "And Twins" part of the commercial.

Yankees shortstop Derek Jeter will not attend the All-Star Game due to 'emotional and physical exhaustion' from his pursuit of 3,000 hits

We were all young again.