Greg Oden would have said that his dick is always in the dirt.

Right before he was traded, Adam Morrison received an almost identical letter from Jordan.

In related news, Andy Reid and Rex Ryan have agreed to show their tits once the lockout ends.

He originally went with Tony Danza but ran into copyright issues.

[O]ne of the anchors or talk shows hosts who was actually talking about the verdict as it came down, and said, "I hate to admit this because this woman could be a murderer, but I find her very attractive."

I believe you have to kill Al Davis at the end of the old D&D module Tomb of Horrors.

Can I keep a domesticated fox as a pet?

Look at these fucking grandmasters.

I'm a little dubious because this story has a sole source.

It's such a problem

I'd go with Nacho Cheese Jizz. Similar texture, high salt content, and possibly less gross than what you get at the ball park or movie theater.

P.S. I am not a crackpot.

Plus their Scrantons are always hanging out from the crotch holes.

What the hell do we watch?

Paradise by the burning dashboard light.

+1

he did not appear to know where he was

If they really wanted to be distinctive, they could put in a Waterboarding Park behind the right field wall.

+1, that is wickedly funny.

That's about as big of a hole as the Bills can open.