Because of Silence of the Lambs, whenever I enter a dark room by myself, I always check the corners.

[Redacted — was beaten to the Yes joke]

+1 Return of Bruno

I think most Pirates fans would love to go back in time.

And while Bob Costas does not always drink beer, when he does, he drinks Dos Equis.

I think TimeJack was based on the Vivid Video time-traveling series, Voyeurgers.

Regarding that first e-mail, I guess it shows the economic impact of the lockout is even reaching Roger Goodell.

The more you know!

What a great 7 seconds though!

I can only imagine what Drew's interpretation of the Meese Report involved.

+1 BOOM

I think this was part of the Cubs's awareness campaign for Necrotic Baseball Syndrome. They hold a 162-game telethon for it every year.

This would be even better if the names Jared, Danny, and Cody were changed to Julian, Ricky, and Bubbles.

Ryan attempted to repeat the Holmes performance by bringing Braylon Edwards before Goodell, only to find that Edwards could not catch hell from anyone.

+1, well done

+1 anonymous source

Page 2 has become The Worst and the Witless.

And don't worry, David — We all float down here!

I expected this to end with umpire Enrico Pallazzo pulling out his gun.

+1, but with some reservations